dude it’s so weird how when you’re a kid, socks were like the worst thing you could get on christmas but now it’s like hell yeah please give me some socks i own like two and a half pairs my feet are so cold
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about
best thing I’ve ever read